of Montreal

In amongst all the fishermen I actually found a guy to go out with–someone who has long hair and cool clothes and put on his profile that if he could teleport anywhere it would be to Berghain (which is a club in Berlin I’d love to go to as well). We went to see the […]

The Fish Dating App

I recently listened to a podcast where someone described online dating as: “For men it’s like screaming into a void, and for women it’s like swimming in a sea of dick pics.” I don’t find an overabundance of dick pics in online dating–instead it’s an overabundance of conversations so short and boring a dick pic […]

Red tide and voting

We’ve been having an especially bad red tide the last week here in Florida, which means all the fish are dead and going outside makes you cough. What sort of Blade Runner-esque future world is this anyway? Florida has been having especially toxic algae blooms like this in the last few years thanks to ever-increasing […]